My name is Jon, and å¤§å«Œã„ every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any omanko? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on mixi.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was danchou of the anime club, and a member of Secret CAINE. What circles do you attend, other than "society for the study of modern jacking off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot å½¼å¥³ (She just saved me from my hikikomori ways; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and mai waifu